Let the Pants begin.

As the coders say: "hello world."

I have decided to start an official blog in hopes that I won't keep bugging everyone on facebook with incessant notifications of new notes.

The first few posts following this one will be transplants from said fb notes.

But! to mark the occasion, I will now recite new stuff that has happened in the last few days (that's what a blog's for, isn't it?):

• I shaved off two months of facial hair growth, effectively clogging the sink in the bathroom.

• I spent $31.27 at Mr. K's used bookshop on two Baudelaire poetry books, "The Subterraneans" by Jack Kerouac, "A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man" by James Joyce, "Theatre and Drama in the Making" by Gassner and Allen, "Wise Blood" by Flannery O'Conner, and "Genius" by Harold Bloom. *bows*

• Colt bought a Wii and we've played it quite a bit. The only game we have so far is Super Mario Bros, which is a good game to start a Wii on. Colt bought it from a sketchy dude on Craigslist, and, after driving thirty minutes on the wrong road before finding his house, I watched what looked like a drug deal as Colt made the transaction. And even though it was at the guy's house, he still had it in his back pocket and wouldn't bring it out until the money was paid. Classy.

That's about it for now. The next ones will be the transplants. As if the distinction really matters on a blog.